A man and his constantly nagging wife go on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they’re there, the wife suddenly passes away.
The undertaker tells the husband,
“You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $1,500…
or we can ship her back home for $5,000.”
The husband thinks about it for a moment and says,
“I’ll have her shipped home.”
The undertaker, surprised, asks,
“Why spend $5,000 to send her home when you can bury her here in such a sacred place for $1,500?”
The husband replies,
“Long ago, someone died here, was buried here… and three days later, he rose again.”
He pauses, then adds:
“I just can’t take that chance.”
