A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman.
Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
‘Before you leave, I want you to listen to how this all came about.’”
“While driving home, I saw this poor girl looking dirty and tired by the roadside. I offered her a ride, and then I noticed she was hungry, so I brought her home and gave her a meal…”
“She was barefoot, so I gave her your old pair of shoes that you no longer wear.”
“She was cold, so I gave her that sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the color didn’t suit you.”
Her pants were torn, so I gave her a pair of yours that you’d outgrown.
Then, as she was about to leave, she turned to me and said,
‘Sir, do you have anything else your wife doesn’t use anymore?’”
