A young man moved to the beach area and was trying to meet women, but he wasn’t having much luck.
One day, as he’s walking down the beach, he passes an old man who is completely surrounded by young, beautiful women. They’re giggling, hanging off him, clearly infatuated.
The young guy stops and says,
“Excuse me, sir, but what’s your secret? How do you get all this attention?”
The old man looks up, smiles, and replies,
“I carry a potato in my swim trunks.”
The young guy thinks, “That’s it? Easy enough!”
So the next day, he shoves a potato in his swim trunks and struts down the beach.
Still… nothing. In fact, people seem to be avoiding him more than before.
Finally, he spots the old man again and says,
“Hey! I tried your trick, but it didn’t work!”
The old man takes one look and says,
“Son… the potato goes in the front.”
