Joke of the day: the man with three girlfriends

There was a man with three girlfriends, but he didnโ€™t know which one to marry. So, he decided to give each of them $5,000 and see how they spent it.

The first one went out and spent all the money on herself. She bought new clothes, jewelry, and went to a spa. She told the man, “I want to look my best for you because I love you so much.”

The second one took the money and bought the man a gift. She got him a new watch, some gadgets, and a suit. She said, “I spent this money to make you happy because I love you so much.”

The third one invested the $5,000 in the stock market, made $10,000, and gave it all back to the man. She said, “I invested this money for our future because I love you so much.”

The man thought long and hard about how each woman had spent the moneyโ€ฆ

โ€ฆand then he married the one with the biggest you know what.

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