It was high time that Paddy got married. So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and asked him to find a good wife for their son.
The broker came over to their house and spent a long time asking questions.
Finally, he says,
“I have the perfect girl for your son. She’s beautiful, wealthy, and from a good family.”
Paddy says,
“Sounds good… but there’s something you should know. I’m not very good in bed.”
The broker nods and says,
“That’s alright, we can work around that.”
Paddy continues,
“And… I only have three toes.”
The broker pauses, a bit surprised, but says,
“Well… that’s unusual, but I’m sure it won’t be a problem.”
Paddy adds,
“And I’ve got one testicle.”
The broker takes a deep breath and says,
“Alright… I’ll just tell the girl you’re a little eccentric.”
Paddy says,
“No, no… don’t say that. Just tell her I’ve got a slight limp.”
