A young couple decided to wed.
As the big day approached, they both grew increasingly nervous.
Each had a secret problem they had never shared with anyone—not even each other.
The groom-to-be, determined to overcome his fear, decided to tell his father.
“Dad,” he said, “I have a problem. My feet smell really bad. I’m worried my bride will find out.”
His father thought for a moment and said,
“No problem. Just make sure you always wear socks—even to bed—and you’ll be fine.”
The groom agreed.
Meanwhile, the bride-to-be confided in her mother.
“Mom,” she said, “I have terrible morning breath. I’m afraid my husband will notice.”
Her mother reassured her,
“That’s easy. Just wake up earlier than him every morning, go straight to the bathroom, brush your teeth, and don’t speak until you’ve cleaned up.”
The bride agreed.
The wedding day came, and everything went beautifully.
That night, they went to bed, both remembering the advice they had been given.
In the morning, the groom woke up and realized… one of his socks had come off.
Panicking, he quickly searched under the covers.
Just then, the bride woke up and asked,
“What are you doing?”
The groom froze… then said:
“Oh no… you’ve swallowed my sock!”
