A woman opens her door to a complete stranger.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
On the day the man was supposed to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said,
“I’ll be back in an hour. The man should be here soon.”
Half an hour later, there was a knock on the door. The wife answered it and saw a man standing there with a camera bag around his neck.
“Hello,” he said, “I’m here for the baby.”
The woman gasped, “Oh my! You’re early!”
“Well,” the man replied, “I’ve done this dozens of times before and I’ve never been late.”
The woman, blushing deeply, said, “Really? How do you do it?”
The man smiled, “Simple — I just set up my tripod, aim, and shoot. Then I take it to the lab to get processed.” 😆
Punchline: The woman thought the man was the surrogate father coming to impregnate her — but he was actually a baby photographer there to take pictures!
