A guy from Florida wanted to buy a television, so he went to a shop in Texas.
He asked the shopkeeper, “Hey! How much for that television?”
The shopkeeper replied, “Sorry, we don’t sell to people from Florida.”
Confused, the man left and came back the next day disguised with sunglasses and a hat.
He asked again, “How much for that television?”
The shopkeeper said, “I told you, we don’t sell to people from Florida.”
Shocked, the man asked, “How do you even know I’m from Florida?!”
The shopkeeper smiled and said,
“Because that’s a microwave, not a television.”
