Joke of the day: Marriage and divorce

She married him because he was such a “strong man.”
She divorced him because he was such a “dominating male.”

He married her because she was so “fragile and petite.”
He divorced her because she was so “weak and helpless.”

She married him because he was “so manly.”
She divorced him because he was “so macho.”

He married her because she was “so vivacious and fun.”
He divorced her because she was “so scatterbrained and silly.”

They both married each other because they were “opposites.”
They divorced each other because they were “too different.”