A man in Alberta wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the Yellow Pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Alberta Bear Removers.”
He calls the number, and the man says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives and gets out of his truck. He takes out a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a mean-looking dog.
“What are you going to do?” the homeowner asks.
“I’m going to put the ladder against the house and go up there. I’ll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear hits the ground, the dog is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. That will immobilize the bear long enough for me to put him in the truck.”
The homeowner nods, then asks, “What’s the shotgun for?”
The man says,
“If I fall off the roof before the bear does — shoot the dog.”
