A man heard his friend had lost two wives in two years. Feeling sorry, he called to offer his condolences.
He asked, “How’d your first wife die?”
Friend: “She ate poison mushrooms.”
He followed up, “What about your second wife?”
Friend: “She died of blunt trauma to the head.”
Curious, he asked, “How did that happen?”
Friend replied: “She wouldn’t eat her mushrooms.”
