A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of her house, walked straight to the mailbox, opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back inside.
A few minutes later, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut again, and stormed back into the house.
The third time she came out, she was visibly angry. She stomped to the mailbox, opened it, and yelled:
“There’s no way it’s not here by now! My computer keeps saying: ‘You’ve got mail!’”
