Two women are walking home late at night after having one too many Bacardi Breezers. Feeling tipsy and carefree, they suddenly realize they really need to pee. With no proper facilities nearby, they decide to sneak into a graveyard.
The first woman realizes she has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it away. Her friend, wearing expensive lingerie, doesn’t want to ruin it. Instead, she spots a ribbon on a wreath next to a grave and decides to use that.
Relieved, they both head home, giggling and happy.
The next morning, the first woman’s husband angrily calls the second woman’s husband.
“You won’t believe it! My wife came home last night with no panties on!”
The second man sighs and replies,
“That’s nothing. My wife came home with a ribbon stuck between her butt cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.’”
