A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up when the doorbell rings. She quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, their next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.”
She thinks for a moment, then decides to take the offer. She drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves without another word.
Feeling a mix of embarrassment and excitement, the woman wraps herself back in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband is just stepping out of the shower.
“Who was that?” he asks.
“It was Bob, the next-door neighbor,” she replies.
“Great,” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
