Little Johnny farted in the classroom, and his teacher got really upset and threw him out.
He sat outside the class and couldn’t stop laughing.
The principal walked by and saw him.
He asked, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class, and the teacher threw me out.”
The principal asked again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air!”
