One evening, a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
“Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your backside!”
His wife was not amused, but she decided not to respond.
The next morning, the husband put on a pair of underwear and found them unusually tight.
As he reached inside to adjust them, a cloud of powder puffed into the air.
“What’s this?” he shouted.
His wife replied sweetly,
“Oh, nothing dear. I put Miracle-Gro in your underwear.”
“Why would you do that?” he asked.
She smiled and said,
“Maybe it will help you grow a couple of inches where it really counts!”
