Joke of the day: one last time

A man went to the doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live.

He goes home to tell his wife, and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have lovemaking with him since he only had 24 hours left.

She agreed, and they made passionate love.

About 6 hours later, the man woke her up again and asked if they could make love again. She agreed, and they went at it once more.

Later that night, around 2 a.m., he woke her up a third time and asked again.

The wife, clearly exhausted, snapped: “Listen, I have to get up in the morning… you don’t!”

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