A man is in the final stages of preparing for his wedding. Everything is going well except for one small problem — his bride-to-be’s incredibly attractive younger sister.
One afternoon, about a week before the wedding, he finds himself alone with her at his fiancée’s house.
The younger sister slowly walks over to him and says,
“You know… I’ve always had a crush on you. Before you get married, I just want one night with you.”
The man is stunned.
She whispers,
“I’ll go upstairs to my bedroom. If you want me, just come up.”
Then she turns and slowly walks up the stairs.
The man stands there frozen for a moment… then suddenly rushes out the front door toward his car.
Outside, he finds his future father-in-law standing there smiling proudly.
The older man shakes his hand and says,
“Son, we just wanted to test your loyalty before the wedding. Welcome to the family!”
The groom sighs with relief and says to himself,
“Thank God I left the condoms in the car.”
