A young guy moves to the beach and tries to meet women, but he isn’t having much luck.
One day, while walking along the shore, he notices an older man completely surrounded by young, beautiful women in bikinis, all competing for his attention. The young guy is puzzled but keeps walking.
The next day, he sees the same thing.
And the day after that… again.
Every single time he walks by, that old guy is surrounded by attractive women.
Finally, he can’t take it anymore. He walks up to the old man and asks,
“How do you do it? What’s your secret to attracting so many women?”
The old man leans in and says,
“Tomorrow, when you go to the beach, just slip a potato into your bathing suit.”
The young guy thinks it sounds weird, but decides to try it anyway.
The next day, he puts a potato in his bathing suit and heads to the beach… but instead of attracting women, they start moving away from him!
Confused, he finds the old man again and says,
“Hey, what gives? I did exactly what you said, and now women are avoiding me!”
The old man looks at him and says,
“Well… try again tomorrow—but this time, put the potato in the front.”
