By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.
“You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed. I don’t care where.”
“Well,” said the hotel manager, “I do have a double room with one occupant, but I’m afraid he snores so loudly that people in the next rooms have complained all night long.”
“I’m sure that won’t bother me,” the Marine said. “I’ll take it.”
The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast looking bright and well-rested.
“How did you sleep?” asked the manager.
“Never better,” the Marine said.
The manager looked surprised. “No problem with the other guy snoring?”
“Nope,” said the Marine.
“What did you do?” the manager asked.
The Marine said,
“I walked into the room, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said ‘Good night, sweetheart.’”
“After that… he sat up all night watching me.” 😄
