While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee.
His father sees him and angrily says, “That bee makes honey! No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly.
The father shouts, “That butterfly helps pollinate flowers! No butter for you for one month!”
That evening at dinner, a cockroach scurries across the kitchen floor.
Johnny’s mother screams and jumps on a chair.
The father quickly stomps on the cockroach.
Johnny looks up calmly and says,
“So… are you going to tell Mom, or should I?”
