Four men are in a hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.
A nurse goes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations, you’re a father of twins.”
The man replies, “That’s a crazy coincidence because I work for the Minnesota Twins.”
Then, the nurse goes to the second man and says, “Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets.”
The man responds, “That’s a crazy coincidence because I work for the 3M Company.”
Next, the nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations, you’re the father of quadruplets.”
The man exclaims, “That’s a crazy coincidence because I work for the Four Seasons Hotel.”
The fourth man is freaking out, banging his head against the wall.
The nurse asks him, “What’s wrong? Are you okay?”
He replies, “No, I’m screwed! I work at 7-11.”
