One day a woman walks into work in a short skirt. As sheโs walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, โYour hair smells really nice today.โ
She grimaces and stomps into her managerโs office. She says,โI want to file a sexual harassment complaint!โ and then relates what happened.
The manager says, โWhatโs wrong with him complimenting how your hair smells?โ Furious, she snarls, โHeโs a midget!โ