A little old man told his wife,
“I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.”
After he left, his wife sat down on the couch and watched television.
A news report came on that said someone was driving the wrong way down the freeway.
Worried, she picked up the phone and called her husband.
“Honey, be careful!” she said.
“There’s a man on the news driving the wrong way down the freeway!”
He replied,
“ONE?! There’s hundreds of them!”
