A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while, the husband came home, saw the note, and wrote something on it. He then started whistling and singing while changing into his best clothes. He grabbed his phone, dialed a number, and said, “Hey darling, my wife finally had enough and left me. I’ll be over in 10 minutes. Put on that sexy dress I love.”
He walked out the door, and the wife, furious, crawled out from under the bed, grabbed the note, and read what he wrote:
“I could see your feet. We’re out of bread; be back in 5.”
