A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going and she replied: โIโm going to Las Vegasโ.
He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him: โI just found out that I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for freeโ.
He pondered that then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and with his wife. She said: โAnd just where do you think youโre going?โ
โIโm going too!โ he replied.
โWhy?โ She asked.
โI want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!โ