Joke of the day: Wife goes to Vegas

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.

He asked her where she was going and she replied: “I’m going to Las Vegas”.

He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him: “I just found out that I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free”.

He pondered that then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and with his wife. She said: “And just where do you think you’re going?”

“I’m going too!” he replied.

“Why?” She asked.

“I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!”