Joke of the day: Wife goes to Vegas

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.

He asked her where she was going and she replied: โ€œIโ€™m going to Las Vegasโ€.

He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him: โ€œI just found out that I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for freeโ€.

He pondered that then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and with his wife. She said: โ€œAnd just where do you think youโ€™re going?โ€

โ€œIโ€™m going too!โ€ he replied.

โ€œWhy?โ€ She asked.

โ€œI want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!โ€

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