Joke of the day: Wife confesses after 30 years

A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wifeโ€™s hand in his, and said โ€œBeth, soon we will be married thirty years, and thereโ€™s something I must know. In all of these thirty years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?โ€

Beth swallowed hard and replied, โ€œWell, Charles, I have to be honest with you. Yes, Iโ€™ve been unfaithful to you three times during these thirty years, but always for a good reason.โ€

Charles was obviously hurt by his wifeโ€™s confession, but said, โ€œI never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by โ€˜for a good reasonโ€™?โ€

Beth said, โ€œThe very first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldnโ€™t pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker, and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?โ€

Charles recalled the visit to the banker and said, โ€œI can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?โ€Beth replied, โ€œDo you remember when you were so sick, but we didnโ€™t have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.โ€ โ€œI do recall that,โ€ says Chuck. โ€œAnd you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that.

Now tell me about the third time.โ€โ€All right,โ€ Beth said.

โ€œDo you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?โ€