A 45-year-old woman is bouncing on her bed singing.
Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you’re doing?”
She says, “I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen year old.” She starts laughing and jumping again.
He says, “Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 45-year-old ass?”
“Your name never came up, ” she replied.
