A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday.
“I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early, and off they went to a local theme park. He put her on every ride: the roller coaster, the spinning teacups, the water slide—you name it.
Afterward, they stopped at McDonald’s for a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate milkshake. To top it all off, they went to see a movie complete with popcorn, candy, and soda.
Finally, they got home, and she collapsed onto the bed exhausted. Her husband smiled and asked, “Well, how did it feel to be six again?”
She glared at him and said, “I meant my dress size, you idiot!”
The moral of the story: Always ask for clarification.
