A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, “Here, put these on.”
She tried them on, but the waist was twice the size of her body.
“I can’t wear your pants,” she said.
“That’s right!” the husband replied. “And don’t you forget it—I’m the man who wears the pants in this family!”
With that, she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.”
He struggled to put them on but could only get them as far as his knees.
“Hell, I can’t get into your panties!” he exclaimed.
“That’s right,” she said with a smirk, “and that’s the way it’s going to be until you change your attitude.”
