A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
The husband replied, “You are in charge of the cooking around here, and you should do it, because it’s your job!”
The wife said, “No, you should do it. And besides, in the Bible it says the man should make the coffee.”
The husband was shocked and asked, “Where in the Bible does it say that?”
The wife smiled and said, “Hebrews!”
