Joke of the day: What did the doctor say?

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, ‘Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder.

If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.’ The doctor continued, ‘Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For dinner make him a nutritious meal.

For tea prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love to your husband several times a week.

If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.’

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. ‘What did the doctor say?’ To which his wife responded, ‘He said you’re going to die.’

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