Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing about who is the most desirable woman in the world.
The first says, “For me, it must be the greatest Italian actress, Sophia Loren. Every man who ever saw her movies fantasized about her.”
The second man replies, “That’s what I used to think, but now it must be this woman from the United States, Virginia Pipalini.”
“Who is that!? I’ve never heard of her!”
“Me neither, but there’s an article here in the newspaper that says she had slept with 5,000 men in just one year. So she must be amazing.”
The first man grabs the newspaper and reads the headline:
VIRGINIA PIPELINE LAID BY 5,000 MEN IN 12 MONTHS
