Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over and said,
“Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I’d take my clothes off and streak through that flower show!”
The other lady said,
“You’re on!”
So, the first old lady slowly undressed and streaked through the front doors of the flower show.
Waiting on the bench, her friend heard a huge commotion, loud cheering, clapping, and whistling.
Then the streaker came running back out and collapsed beside her friend, breathless and laughing.
Her friend asked, “Well, how was it?”
She replied, “Wonderful! I won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement.”
