Joke of the day: Tony drops by

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, โ€œHi, is Tony home?โ€

The wife replies, โ€œNo, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want.โ€

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says โ€œYou know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. Iโ€™d give you a hundred buck just to see one.โ€

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell โ€“ a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and guy then says โ€œThat was so amazing Iโ€™ve got to see both of them. Iโ€™ll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together.โ€

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, โ€œYou know, your friend Chris came over.โ€

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, โ€œWell did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?โ€