A child asked his father,
“How were people born?”
The father replied:
“Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grew up and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother and asked her the same question. She said:
“We were monkeys, and over time, we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and exclaimed:
“You lied to me!”
The father calmly replied:
“No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
