A woman arrives home from work wearing a stunning diamond necklace.
Her husband asks, “Where did you get that?”
She nonchalantly replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”
The next day she walks in with a sparkling diamond bracelet.
He asks about that too—same answer: “Raffle at work. Go draw me a bath.”
The day after, she’s wearing an elegant mink coat.
He says, “Let me guess… raffle at work?”
She smiles and says, “Yes! How did you know? Now go set the water.”
That evening, as she gets into the bathtub, she notices only an inch of water.
She yells, “Hey! There’s hardly any water in here!”
He calmly responds:
“I didn’t want you to get your raffle ticket wet.”
