An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest,
“Father, I’m 81 years old, married, have four kids and thirteen grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them… twice.”
The priest said, “Well, when was the last time you were in confession?”
“Never Father… I’m not catholic.”
“So , why are you telling me?”
“Oh, I’m telling everybody!”
