An elderly woman went to the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to get some birth control pills.”
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a moment and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?”
The woman responded, “They help me sleep better.”
The doctor, still puzzled, asked, “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”
The woman smiled and said, “Simple. I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice every morning, and then I sleep better at night.”
