Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore
Jacob suggests that they go in
He addresses the man behind the counter:
โAre you the owner?โ The pharmacist answers, โYes.โ
Jacob: โDo you sell heart medication?โ
Pharmacist: โOf course we do.โ
Jacob: โHow about medicine for circulation?โ
Pharmacist: โAll kinds.โ
Jacob: โMedicine for rheumatism?โ
Pharmacist: โDefinitely.โ
Jacob: โHow about Viagra?โ
Pharmacist: โOf course.โ
Jacob: โMedicine for memory?โ
Pharmacist: โYes, a large variety.โ
Jacob: โWhat about vitamins and sleeping pills?โ
Pharmacist: โAbsolutely.โ
Jacob: โPerfect! We’d like to register here for our wedding gifts.โ