Joke of the day: Old couple decides to get married

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore

Jacob suggests that they go in

He addresses the man behind the counter:

โ€œAre you the owner?โ€ The pharmacist answers, โ€œYes.โ€

Jacob: โ€œDo you sell heart medication?โ€

Pharmacist: โ€œOf course we do.โ€

Jacob: โ€œHow about medicine for circulation?โ€

Pharmacist: โ€œAll kinds.โ€

Jacob: โ€œMedicine for rheumatism?โ€

Pharmacist: โ€œDefinitely.โ€

Jacob: โ€œHow about Viagra?โ€

Pharmacist: โ€œOf course.โ€

Jacob: โ€œMedicine for memory?โ€

Pharmacist: โ€œYes, a large variety.โ€

Jacob: โ€œWhat about vitamins and sleeping pills?โ€

Pharmacist: โ€œAbsolutely.โ€

Jacob: โ€œPerfect! We’d like to register here for our wedding gifts.โ€