A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. “Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?” he asked.
“No Father. Just a little gas” Sister Susan explained.
A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even more weight. “Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?” he asked again.
“Oh no Father. Just a little gas” she replied again.
A couple of months later the priest noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carriage around the convent. He leaned over and looked in the carriage and said”Cute little fart.”
