Joke of the day: My dog can talk

A guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever.

He says to the bartender, “Hey, can I get a free drink if my dog talks?”

The bartender laughs and says, “Dogs can’t talk, pal. But sure—if he does, you get a free drink. If not, I get to kick your bum out.”

The guy nods and turns to his dog.

“Okay, boy… What’s on top of a house?”

The dog barks: “Roof!”

Bartender rolls his eyes.

“Okay,” the guy says. “Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”

Dog barks again: “Ruth!”

The bartender is furious. “That’s it! You’re outta here!”

As they’re being tossed out, the dog looks at his owner and says:

“Do you think I should’ve said DiMaggio?”