A guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever.
He says to the bartender, “Hey, can I get a free drink if my dog talks?”
The bartender laughs and says, “Dogs can’t talk, pal. But sure—if he does, you get a free drink. If not, I get to kick your bum out.”
The guy nods and turns to his dog.
“Okay, boy… What’s on top of a house?”
The dog barks: “Roof!”
Bartender rolls his eyes.
“Okay,” the guy says. “Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”
Dog barks again: “Ruth!”
The bartender is furious. “That’s it! You’re outta here!”
As they’re being tossed out, the dog looks at his owner and says:
“Do you think I should’ve said DiMaggio?”
