Little Johnny sees his dad’s car passing the playground and going into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car and sees his dad and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself; after watching for some time he runs home and tells his mother excitedly:
“Mommy! Mommy! I was at the playground and I saw Daddy kissing Aunt Jane and–“
“Slow down honey,” his mom interrupts, “I want to hear the whole story.”
“Ok. I was at the playground, and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and I saw Daddy giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy–“
At this point his mom cuts him off and says “Johnny, this is such an interesting story, but you should save the rest for dinner, because I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell him tonight.”
Later that night, Johnny and his parents are sitting at the dinner table, and Johnny’s mom asks him to tell the story. He describes the car going into the woods, the undressing, and laying down on the seat. He continues:
“Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army.”
