Joke of the day: Little boy hides in the closet

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The womanโ€™s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, โ€œDark in here.โ€

The man says, โ€œYes, it is.โ€

Boy โ€“ โ€œI have a baseball.โ€

Man โ€“ โ€œThatโ€™s nice.โ€

Boy โ€“ โ€œWant to buy it?โ€

Man โ€“ โ€œNo, thanks.โ€

Boy โ€“ โ€œMy dadโ€™s outside.โ€

Man โ€“ โ€œOK, how much?โ€

Boy โ€“ โ€œ$150โ€

Man โ€“ โ€œSold.โ€

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy โ€“ โ€œDark in here.โ€

Man โ€“ โ€œYes, it is.โ€

Boy โ€“ โ€œI have a Wilson infielderโ€™s glove.โ€

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,โ€How much?โ€

Boy โ€“ โ€œ$350โ€

Man โ€“ โ€œHighway robbery. Sold.โ€

A few days later, the father says to the boy, โ€œGrab your gloves, letโ€™s go outside and have a game of catch.โ€

The boy says, โ€œI canโ€™t, I sold my ball and my glove.โ€

The father asks, โ€œHow much did you sell them for?โ€

The boy says, โ€œ$500โ€ The father says, โ€œThatโ€™s terrible to overcharge your friends like thatโ€ฆ that is way more than those two things cost. Iโ€™m going to take you to church and make you confess your greed.โ€

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the Priest to confess his sins and he closes the door.

The boy says, โ€œDark in here.โ€

The priest says, โ€œDonโ€™t start that crap again, youโ€™re in my closet now.โ€