A woman decided to have a facelift for her birthday. She spent $5,000 and felt really good about the results.
On her way home, she stopped at a dress shop to look around.
As she was leaving, she asked the cashier,
“Excuse me, how old do you think I am?”
The cashier replied,
“About 35.”
She smiled and said,
“Actually, I’m 47.”
Feeling great, she went to McDonald’s for lunch. She asked the cashier the same question,
“How old do you think I am?”
He replied,
“Hmm… I’d say 29.”
She beamed. “Well, I’m 47!”
Later, while waiting at a bus stop, she asked an old man the same question.
He replied,
“Lady, I’m 87 years old. My eyesight is going, but there is one sure way to tell a woman’s age. I need to put my hands under your bra.”
She was taken aback, but curiosity got the better of her. She agreed.
After feeling around for a bit, he said,
“Okay… you’re 47.”
Stunned, she asked,
“How the hell did you know that?!”
He replied,
“I was behind you in line at McDonald’s.”
