In the world of humorous mishaps and quick thinking, sometimes the best stories come from moments of pure, unfiltered panic:
A woman was in her bedroom with her boyfriend when, in a sudden panic, she told him, “Hurry, stand in the corner and don’t move until I tell you to. Just shut your eyes and pretend you’re a statue.”
Moments later, her husband walked into the room. “What’s this, honey?” he asked, eyeing the figure in the corner.
“Oh, it’s just a statue,” she replied nonchalantly. “Our neighbors bought one for their bedroom, and I liked it so much I decided to get one for us too.”
Satisfied with the explanation, the husband went to bed, and the couple fell asleep.
At four o’clock in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen, and returned with cookies and a glass of milk. He walked over to the “statue” and said, “Here, have something to eat. I was a statue at the neighbors’ house for two days, and they didn’t even offer me a glass of water.”
