A woman wakes up from a six-month coma to discover she delivered twin daughters while she was under.
The doctor walks in and says, “You have two beautiful, healthy baby girls. Since you were incapacitated, your husband filled out the birth certificates.”
“Oh no,” the woman groans. “He’s a software engineer. He has a terrible sense of humor. What did he name the first girl?”
The doctor smiles. “He named her Kate.”
“That’s not so bad,” the woman says, relieved. “What did he name the second one?”
The doctor replies…
“Dupli-Kate.”
