Joke of the day: Husband invites friend for dinner

Marriage is full of surprises, especially when it comes to last-minute plans. One day, a husband decides to drop a bombshell on his unsuspecting wifeโ€ฆ

One day, a husband calls his wife, “Honey, I invited a friend home for an evening meal.”

“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal,” she replies, exasperated.

“I know all of that,” he says with a smile.

“Then why did you invite a friend over?” she asks, bewildered.

“Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married, and I wanted to give him a reality check!”