A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their desire got the best of them, and they decided to spend the afternoon at her house. After their passionate encounter, they were so exhausted that they fell asleep and didn’t wake up until around 8 p.m.
In a hurry to get home, the man quickly dressed and then told his mistress, “Take my shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.” Confused but obedient, she did as he asked. Once his shoes were dirty, he slipped them on and headed home.
When he walked through the door, his wife immediately asked, “Where have you been?”
“Darling,” the man said, “I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep at her place and didn’t wake up until eight.”
His wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You liar! You’ve been playing golf!”
