A man calls home to his wife and says, โHoney I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. Weโll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion Iโve been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.
Weโre leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk short.โ
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish.
He says, โYes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didnโt you pack my new blue silk short like I asked you to do?โ